If you don't understand the blog title, don't worry, most people won't.

 

There will be a test.

 

Yeah... I have a test in half an hour. Why the fuck would you schedule a test for 8:30am on Saturday anyway. I'm feeling really shit (sick, wanna puke, headache... maybe I'll just go do the test and piss off back home).

 

I have a summarized set of notes (minimal knowledge), but I don't think I can even retain that much. I really hate exams. Everytime, it's the same. I go to uni and all you hear is smart people that talk about what they know and shit and I'm left thinking, "hmmm, I've never even heard of that shit before."

 

Long and behold, the test is made up COMPLETELY of the stuff that I missed out on.

 

I shouldn't have had that coffee this morning, the diuretic effect is kicking in quick. Anyway, I'm outta here. I have to take a piss before I go in and wet myself.

 

Wish me luck! (Of course, it will be of no use, because by the time you read this, I would have finished the exam already [because no one wakes the fuck up at 8am on a Saturday])

 

 

Bye!