[Current Mood : Bored]

[Current Music : Travis - Turn]

 

Heh, what's with all these friend networks? First of all, I'm ashamed to say that I have all of the above, but! I'm proud to say that I only really use two of them now (Live (msn) space and MySpace).

 

I only recently got into MySpace and by "get into" I mean "into" it enough to have uploaded a few things and added a few friends and 'celebrities', not to mention hooking up an RSS feed of this (MSN) blog to my MySpace. I must say though, I'm finding it increasingly annoying keeping track of all the fucking shit that I have going on. I reckon it'd be a pretty good idea if all of them merged into one big emo-photo blog space fake hot chick profile super-high-contrast website.

 

It will be called.... MyFriendsLiveBookSpaces, and if they were ever smart enough, they'd assymilate with some kind of search engine and some kind of video site and some kind of porn site and some kind of music site and some kind of video game site and some kind of news site and some kind of email site. Hmmm, that would get a bit silly trying to name the fucker though, because it would have to be called something like..

 

 

I now have a Facebook that is pimped out with random shit that eludes my true identity (because I got really bored with my old profile.. but seriously, I don't actually like men. Well, I have a lot of good male friends, but I don't LOVE (sexually) them. Geez).

 

Anyway, I guess what I was trying (unsuccesfully) to say is that those places are alright as long as you don't get sucked into the whole "make myself something I'm not" culture. I surf around a LOT on the net and I've seen just about EVERYTHING, though, I have NEVER seen bigger toss pots than some of the profiles on MySpace. Seriously, posting sequential webcam photos of yourself doing the same fucking pose is pretty lame. Another thing I see too often is the good old contrast photo. Holy crap, if you're gonna advertise yourself out to the world, in hopes to make friends (that's what those places are for anyway, right?), you might as well let people see who you really are (unless, of course, you've got some kind of heaps cool photoshopped picture of your own head on the MySpace founder's body) even if you are ugly as that hunchback guy who rings a bell and falls in love with a gypsy.

 

With that said, add me!