I have never been an anti-Apple person, even though I would much rather use Windows than that osX bullshit. I DO however, like the service at Apple. I'll forget about the time that it took them a month to ship a replacement iPod from NSW to Brisbane. But yeah, I like the idea of getting a new (not refurbished) iPod every year (free of charge) just by "trading in" your old one.

 

In order to get your hands on a new iPod, you'll have to find a way to fuck it up beyond repair (without voiding the warranty). I suggest causing the HDD to fail, it's easy to do and it doesn't void your warranty.

+UPDATE+
I received it today! Picture below